1. 1Hand over your keys
  2. 2Get your claim ticket
  3. 3Hogwash it
  4. 4Drive off

The AI slop checker

Hand us your keys.

Paste an email, LinkedIn post or article. Uncanny Valet spots the signs of AI writing, scores them, and fixes the hogwash while you wait.

Your article or blog

Scoring as an article or blog

Your text stays in your browser. We don't save it. Files stay in your browser too (.docx, .txt or .md, up to 5 MB).

What Uncanny Valet looks for

  • Stock phrases and buzzwords that AI tools lean on.
  • Contrast formulas like "it's not X, it's Y".
  • Em dash habits and other typography tics.
  • Big claims with no source behind them.
  • Hidden characters and planted instructions tucked into the text.

Questions

What is AI slop?
Writing that reads generic because it leans on the patterns AI tools overuse.
Is this an AI detector?
No. It scores how generic writing sounds. It can't tell who wrote it, so please don't use it to accuse anyone.
Do you keep my text?
No. Everything runs in your browser and nothing is saved.
What can I check?
Emails, LinkedIn posts, articles and blogs, slide text and web pages.